A Professor explained "Marketing" to MBA students!

1. You see a gorgeous girl in the party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That’s "Direct Marketing".

2. You attend the party. Your friend goes to a girl and tells her (pointing at you): He is very rich, marry him. That’s "Advertising".

3. Girl walks to you and says you are rich, can you marry me? That’s "Brand Recognition".

4. You say I’m very rich marry me and she slaps you. That’s "Customer Feedback".

5. You say I’m very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband. That’s "Demand & Supply Gap".
6. Before you say I’m rich marry me, your wife arrives. That’s "Restriction from Entering New Market".